Jeremy's Blog: Year in Review: Bad Mess

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Vital Statistics:

At Birth:
-Weight 8lbs 11oz
-Length 20.8"
-Charisma 32

As of March 25:
-Weight 8lbs 13oz
-Length 20.4"
-Charisma 33
-Spit-up Index 6.8

As of April 12:
-Weight 10lbs 5oz (w/Clothes)
-Length 22.4"
-Charisma 43 (+2 Smile, -1 Hair Grab)
-Wood Sawing 31

As of May 13:
-Weight 12lbs 8oz (w/Clothes)
-Length 23"
-Charisma 51 (+4 Smile, + 2 Cute Noises)
-Dexterity 2
-Intelligence 59 (+13 Lineage)

As of September 10:
-Weight 15lbs 7oz (16lbs on Sept. 18)
-Length 26"
-Charisma 66 (+3 Giggle, -2 Spitting-up)
-Dexterity 6
-Intelligence 64 (+2 Crawling, +2 Velcro-opener)
-Constitution 21 (-3 Napping, +2 Sleep Through the Night)
-Attack 19 (+6 Magic Missile Vomit)
-Defend 29 (+14 Cute)

As of April 2009:
-Weight 20lbs.
-Length 28.1"
-Charisma 76 (+3 Baby Teeth, -1 Tantrum Throwing)
-Dexterity 22 (+1 Self Feeding)
-Intelligence 83 (+4 Walking)
-Constitution 36 (+4 Overtired)
-Attack 26 (+10 Sharp Baby Fingernails)
-Defend 46 (+18 Cute, +14 Parental Shield)

As of April 2010:
-Charisma 96 (+5 Cue Outfit, -11 Restaurant Tantrum)
-Dexterity 52 (+19 Juice Box Pro)
-Intelligence 93 (+5 Legos, +8Potty Training)
-Constitution 48 (+3 Second Wind)
-Attack 26 (+9 High Pitched Squeal)
-Defend 60 (+20 Cute, +16 Shouting "NO!")

As of November 2011:
-Charisma 162 (+7 Says "Octagon")
-Dexterity 52 (+4 Gets Into Everything)
-Intelligence 93 (+15 Loves Star Wars)
-Constitution 48 (+12 Nap-time Recharge)
-Attack 26 (+2 Plastic Sword, +5 Finger Gun "Pew Pew")
-Defend 60 (+22 Cute, +13 Hide Behind Mama)

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Year in Review: Bad Mess

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